
Stephen Colbert, explaining his absence.
After dismissing some of the funnier, "wild rumors" about why The Colbert Report had suddenly gone dark (no, he didn't get an eye job), Stephen turned to the camera to say that "evidently, having 11 children makes you tough as nails ... confidential to a lovely lady" (at which point he did one of those point-at-your-nose gestures).
(Note: There are a couple slightly naughty words in Stephen's report; but nothing too "adult.")
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